Abominable Abomination

In the Japanese version the creature called Abomination that you fight is called Hecatonchir. This is a reference to Greek mythology where Hecatonchir means "the hundred-handed one" and refers to three beings from the beginning of time.

Why change it? Your guess is as good as mine, but possibly they didn't know what a Hecatonchir was (or even how to spell it) so they made something up.

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



Bows That Sing

When you go to the "peace conference" Teresa will act a bit strange and say "I guess I can't live up to your high opinion of me. Now... If you refuse, those bows will all sing in unison." as the Highland take aim.

At first glance it appears that she's saying one of Jowy's lines, but no, that's just what the translator thought. One thing to take note of in Suikoden II is that text boxes don't just pop up, they originate from the speaker.

She's supposed to say something more in the line of "Even so, that wish of yours can't be realized. However... I wonder if we refuse, will those bows all weep at once?" indicating that she's already noticed the archers.

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



Charm Arrow

Like the Japanese name for the rune, the spell is called "Hama". Hama in this case literally means "destroy evil spirit", thus the spell is Exorcism.

Do note that the word "hamaya" could technically mean Charm Arrow but you can't go adding letters to word to fit your translation. Work with what you got.

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



Circuret

Circuret..? You mean Circlet? Well it's nice to see that the English skills are on par with the Japanese ditto.

Werds. Hard.

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



Gibberish

In a couple of places you will come across people who offer to tell you "something good" if you pay them. If you do you will be rewarded with some complete gibberish and symbols.

The reason for this is quite simple, the translators forgot to translate that part and the game is trying to display the Japanese text using an English font.

The same problem occurs with some enemies at Tenzan Pass towards the end of the game.

This was fixed for the PAL version.

Versions: NTSC UC



Gozz Rune

Ever wondered what the hell a Gozz is? You're not the only one, but it's actually Gozu. Gozu is an ox-headed demon in buddhist hell, paired with Mezu who is horse-headed. Gozu literally means ox-head, the rune image also represents this. Thusly it should be the Ox-head Rune if we want to stay away from mythology few people would get.

Not that I would expect the translators to know esoteric things like that, but when you come up with "Gozz" as a translation perhaps it's a good idea to ask yourself: Does this make sense?

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



gúSHkkkkkkkkkh

If you bring Killey with you to fight the Beast Rune and put him in the first slot and choose "You're right....." when the throne room starts shaking he'll say gúSHkkkkkkkkkh.

Yeah, it's another untranslated line. But we can't expect them to translate all of them, can we? That'd be asking for your money's worth.

Anti-climatically the line is just supposed to be "Let's go."

Similarily, Gengen has some gibberish to speak if you say you have to find Jowy. In this case it should have read "Bad idea!! That's a bad idea!!! You're going home!!!! That's the Captain's order!!!".

This wasn't fixed for the PAL version.

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



Hell

The third spell of the Soul Eater is called Hell. Though the original text reads meifu which is Japanese for Hades or Realm of Death.

Most likely this is simply a case of dumbing things down for the player on the assumption that most people are unfamilair with Greek mythology in general. For those wondering Hades is where mortals go when they die according to Greek mythology, after being judged you can be sent on to either Tartarus or Elysium.

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



Huh?

When Viki asks you if she can stay at your place you can respond something like "A cute girl like you?" and she'll respond "(HUH?)".

This is a lot less than what she's supposed to say. She basically repeats various ways of saying "What" wondering what's cute in the original. It should have read something like "Eh? What? What is? Wha? Huh?"

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



Mazus

Unknown to some, the Chizen stars of Suikoden I and II are actually named after real people. Crowley is named after Aleister Crowley and Mazus after Samuel McGregor Mathers. The real Crowley was once a student and friend Mathers but due to a falling out they later regarded eachother as enemies. In Suikoden the situation is reversed as Mathers was the student of Crowley and later decided to try and best his master.

So if he's named after Mathers why is he called Mazus? Well, it's our beloved translator at work again. Apparently blissfully unaware of the history of the name, he translated the name on a semi-phonetic basis and through some twist of fate came up with Mazus.

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



Mortal Wounds

During the attack on Rockaxe a messenger will arrive and tell you the outcome of Kiba's battle at the old Mercenary Fort. Saying: "During the battle, both Silverburg and General Kiba were mortally wounded."

Given that Leon is alive and well for the rest of the game it makes no sense. It's supposed to say: "During the battle, General Kiba was..."

There's not even a mention of Silverberg in the original line. Good job Mr.Translator!

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



Necklace

Ever wondered why it seems like almost no one can wear a simple item like a necklace? Well, it will become more obvious when you realize that only animal-types can wear them.

It's supposed to be a collar, as in animal collar. Makes sense now doesn't it? Though you gotta wonder why Wingers count more as animals than humans...

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



Resurrection Rune

Japanese name for this rune is "Hama". Hama in this case literally means "destroy evil spirit", thus you should call it the Exorcism Rune.

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



Sasarai

At a certain point in the game Luc will appear and blow away the Harmonian forces with his True Wind Rune. Sasarai responds to this with "No... How could my True Rune fail me...".

Unfortunatly the original exchange goes more like this; when Luc prepares to blow the Harmonians away Sasarai says "By the power of my True..." and escapes before he's hit.

So as a result in the English version Sasarai runs away with his tail between his legs after being hit (before the actual strike to boot >_<) and in the Japanese he used his True Rune to escape in the nick of time.

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



Sonya...

In Viktor's Mercenary Fort there's a cat that will say "Sonya..." if spoken to. Unlike what some people with more imagination than intelligence would have you believe the cat is not Teo McDohl re-incarnated talking about his beloved Sonya.

The cat is actually saying "Nnyaa", which would be the Japanese version of "Meow".

This happened quite easily cause the kana for "SO" and "N" are very similair, and respectively. Easy mistake if your a beginner, but you'd think a professional translator could tell the difference.

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



Star Dragon Sword

In Japanese the kanjis for "Star" and "Dragon" put together make the word "Zodiac", the translator was apparently unaware of this and simply translated the words by themselves.

So yeah, our favourite talking sword is actually supposed to be called the "Zodiac Sword".

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



The Book

It's not so much a mistranslation as much as it's an added metaphore that people don't seem to understand. The exchange goes like this:

Leon: But anyway, you forgot the rule #1 in 'the book'. Don't put yourself in danger.
Shu: I had to throw away 'the book'. You read it too many times...

Unfortunatly this makes it seem like Leon Silverberg is a second-rate strategist that can't think of new strategies, but rather just goes by his textbook.

The more literal translation goes like this:

Leon: How could someone like you come up with such a poor plan, risking your own life like this...
Shu: There was no way I could have beaten you through strategy alone, so I had to bet my life.

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



The Job

After you've seen Shu in his house in Radat there will be a man blocking the door telling you to "Please accept the job." Under the circumstances it makes absolutely no sense.

The actual phrase is supposed to be "Please leave now".

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC



True Holy Rune

The Japanese word for Stallion/Cedric's rune is literally translated to something similair to "Truly Divine Transportation Method". The translator saw "divine" and managed to get it to "holy" and added with the "true" in the beginning came up with the "True Holy Rune".

Unfortunatly for him, it's not even a True Rune. It's merely a rare rune that Stallion and Cedric were born with.

A better translation of this would have been "Godspeed Rune".

Versions: PAL / NTSC UC